Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Stephen Sondheim
And so it goes. A future Ivy League honor student asked a clown for some money to help out with his tuition. When the clown told him he had no money, the future Mensa moron pulled out a gun. This is the new government sponsored college stimulus program.
The clown disarmed the intellectual idiot, probably because he did not qualify for a grant. During the struggle the clown killed the poor supplicant. The clown was an off duty police officer. Clowning is his part time job. The future cerebral cretin was a straight A street thug. Thuggery was his full time job.
We will soon see his kindergarten graduation picture plastered all over the news. We will hear the wails of his family about how unfair life is, what a good boy he was, and how he graduated from kindergarten magna cum laude. He was the future scientistdoctorsenator or presidentsaviorofthefreeworld. We'll hear from their lawyers. Kaching!
Of course there is the unfairness and ludicrousness of it all. The armed thug laying in a pool of blood with the copper clown standing over him. How rich is that? Killed by a clown. Welcome to the circus.
If all this sounds cruel too damn bad. There should be no pity or mercy for anyone who tries to rob people. If they get killed so what? Just more oxygen to breath for those of us who play by the rules and earn our money.
If this sounds like making fun of or pointing unfair jabs at poor Pookie so what? Life's not fair why should the rest of the world be.
So kudos to the copper clown. Maybe there is a lesson here. Maybe more cops should walk around in various disguises like clowns, apes, chickens, and other costumes. Maybe the thugs, flash mobs, teens, and other street denizens of the urban junkyard called Chicago would be humiliated.
Imagine trying to rob a guy in a yellow chicken suit and getting the stuffing kicked out of you. You would never live that down with the boyz on the block. Getting beat up by Mr. Chicken.
It would sure beat those useless vigilantes with their silly red berets. There is no difference between them and concerned citizens roaming their neighborhoods with baseball bats and two way radios. They just get good publicity in their cute little berets. They are allowed to roam your neighborhood and you are not. They are allowed to be vigilantes and you are not.
So, send in the clowns, the chickens, the apes, and every other comedic costumed cop we can find. Send in the mobs of concerned citizens too.
It is time to do something different.
Sometimes humiliation is the best revenge.
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Tags: clowns, copper clowns., Robbery, thugs
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Great commentary that I agree with 100%. IL might be the only State that only allows thugs,and killers to carry a firearm. But citizens will do what they must do to protect themselves in a city in chaos and crisis. I have CCW's in many states. IL is the only State that says to its citizens no CCW. Insanity. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. I am extremely well trained in the use of firearms. I never pulled a gun on anyone. But if I was in imminent danger of being killed by a home boy, I would not blink in shooting the bastard. Not for a NY second. The CPD is undermanned. The city is under seige. The good people of Chicago, including me, will do whatever they need to do to protect themselves. I know I will. Just might be time to get out of Dodge before Chicago turns into just another rust belt city like Detroit.
M Sweig...still in Chicago but perhaps not for long.