A World Wide Crime

It’s a difficult time March two thousand and twenty A world wide crime With suffering of plenty The hurt and the shame Brings a man to his knees Spread out the blame With no apologies Turn back the clock At least for a one peaceful day Defeated and deflated When Brady signed with Tampa Bay... Read more »

The Zombie Crossing Guard of North Mulberry Street

The Zombie Crossing Guard of North Mulberry Street
Most children don’t and won’t cross this uncool school street Because of who they don’t and won’t want to meet She’s creepy and cruddy from her head to her feet She’s the Zombie Crossing Guard of North Mulberry Street So the children walked farther away to a farther street So they do not have to... Read more »

Belichick Gives Brady the Ultimate Ultimatum

Belichick Gives Brady the Ultimate Ultimatum
I“Either you get younger or you’re no longer a New England Patriot,”steamed an angry Bill Belichick at aging quarterback Tom Brady. The fossil like signal caller left Foxborough with a smirk on his face and a super model wife on his arm. “I’m going to go home, watch the Golden Globes and root for Rambo:Last... Read more »
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WLS 94.7 Heartless and Insensitive

The Dave and Kim morning radio show from Chicago station WLS 94.7 FM cracked some incredibly distasteful wisecracks during today’s morning rush hour(6:45am). These ‘jokes’ couldn’t have come at a worst time, with yesterday’s horrific plane crash that killed 9 National Guard Members (who had been working on hurricane recovery efforts in Puerto Rico)and the... Read more »

Are you a hypochondriac quiz, immediate results.

Are you a hypochondriac quiz, immediate results.
To some an itch is followed by a trip to the chiropractor.  Others have had heart attacks and go back to the job site with an Arby’s smokehouse three cheese brisket in their lunch bag.  So where do you fall? Being a hypochondriac can be counterproductive to your love life and occupation (hopefully that’s not... Read more »

Trophies for every kid?

Trophies for every kid?
You get a trophy, you get a trophy, everybody gets a trophy, is this the right way to teach our children? Whether the kid was a big brat, or was eating a big onion-ed up brat during their soccer game, the real lesson is that they are all winners just the same, aren’t they? God... Read more »
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How to blackmail this lazy teacher

How to blackmail this lazy teacher
So your daughter just spent three restless nights on 10 pages of research paper perfection. She used quotes, followed MLA guidelines, threw in some metaphors and to top it off she hasn’t seen 16 calendar years. Well that was three months ago and still no grade; highways have been built in less time. God created... Read more »

LEBRON, no crying over spilt soup

J.R. Smith of the Cleveland Cavaliers served up the hottest NBA buzz on Thursday, when he threw soup at assistant coach Damon Jones. There’s no trouth to the rumor that Jones wanted Smith to throw soup on the bottom of his shoes for the purpose of giving him chicken soup for his sole. Damon Jones... Read more »

MARCH MADNESS, bubble watch

With Selection Sunday just 9 days away, 61 teams have almost assuredly punched their golden tickets to the field of 68 which leaves 7 “At Large” bids available. There are 16 quality conference underachievers vying for these seven spots which will lead to a Battle Royale in conference tournament action. 61 Locks= 23 automatic bids... Read more »
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Gar-Pax won’t consider tradebacks.

“Do you think Tibs would take Cameron Payne for a 1st round pick?”
There is no truth to the rumor that John Paxson and Gar Forman were seen laughing after Jimmy Butler went down with a knee injury this week.  The injury is a great I told you so, while Gar-Pax can sit on their porch, drink a Bartles and James and reminisce about the 2017 trade.  The... Read more »