WLS 94.7 Heartless and Insensitive

The Dave and Kim morning radio show from Chicago station WLS 94.7 FM cracked some incredibly distasteful wisecracks during today’s morning rush hour(6:45am). These ‘jokes’ couldn’t have come at a worst time, with yesterday’s horrific plane crash that killed 9 National Guard Members (who had been working on hurricane recovery efforts in Puerto Rico)and the... Read more »

Are you a hypochondriac quiz, immediate results.

Are you a hypochondriac quiz, immediate results.
To some an itch is followed by a trip to the chiropractor.  Others have had heart attacks and go back to the job site with an Arby’s smokehouse three cheese brisket in their lunch bag.  So where do you fall? Being a hypochondriac can be counterproductive to your love life and occupation (hopefully that’s not... Read more »

Trophies for every kid?

Trophies for every kid?
You get a trophy, you get a trophy, everybody gets a trophy, is this the right way to teach our children? Whether the kid was a big brat, or was eating a big onion-ed up brat during their soccer game, the real lesson is that they are all winners just the same, aren’t they? God... Read more »
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How to blackmail this lazy teacher

How to blackmail this lazy teacher
So your daughter just spent three restless nights on 10 pages of research paper perfection. She used quotes, followed MLA guidelines, threw in some metaphors and to top it off she hasn’t seen 16 calendar years. Well that was three months ago and still no grade; highways have been built in less time. God created... Read more »

LEBRON, no crying over spilt soup

J.R. Smith of the Cleveland Cavaliers served up the hottest NBA buzz on Thursday, when he threw soup at assistant coach Damon Jones. There’s no trouth to the rumor that Jones wanted Smith to throw soup on the bottom of his shoes for the purpose of giving him chicken soup for his sole. Damon Jones... Read more »

MARCH MADNESS, bubble watch

With Selection Sunday just 9 days away, 61 teams have almost assuredly punched their golden tickets to the field of 68 which leaves 7 “At Large” bids available. There are 16 quality conference underachievers vying for these seven spots which will lead to a Battle Royale in conference tournament action. 61 Locks= 23 automatic bids... Read more »
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Gar-Pax won’t consider tradebacks.

“Do you think Tibs would take Cameron Payne for a 1st round pick?”
There is no truth to the rumor that John Paxson and Gar Forman were seen laughing after Jimmy Butler went down with a knee injury this week.  The injury is a great I told you so, while Gar-Pax can sit on their porch, drink a Bartles and James and reminisce about the 2017 trade.  The... Read more »

Pitino Gets Lucrative Coaching Offer

Pitino Gets Lucrative Coaching Offer
It is with great pleasure that I offer Rick Pitino, former Louisville Basketball Coach, the position of Head Men’s Basketball Coach for Schiller County Urban Management (SCUM) Men’s 50 and Over Basketball League effective immediately. The terms set forth in this letter will be incorporated into employment with the S.C.U.M. League. His acceptance of this offer... Read more »