Posts tagged "South Park"

Mackelmore is Anti-Ginger

Chelsea Handler interviewed Mackelmore (of catchy “Thrift Shop” fame), and expressed shock at his lack of gingerness. Mackelmore was really happy she called him blonde and said when he was younger, he used to get made fun of for being a ginger. And he says, now it’s all like “Ginger Pride!” and shit. Well I... Read more »

Daywalker Dating Debate

Daywalker Dating Debate
I have two dating rules: 1. Don’t date gingers. 2. Don’t date ginger philes. Who does this leave me with? Ginger haters. Therefore, following my own rules would leave me dying alone and celibate forever. So I usually end up with ginger philes. And I usually end up getting burned because they see me as... Read more »

Redheaded Celebrities: Daywalkers v. Gingers

Redheaded Celebrities: Daywalkers v. Gingers
As we all know from South Park’s “Ginger Kids” episode, there are two distinctive types of redheads: daywalkers and straight-up gingers. Daywalkers of course, are the creeps de la creme Let’s take a look at some celebrity redheads and decide for ourselves whether they’re daywalker or ginger: Nicole Kidman: I’ve written about her before. Despite... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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