Posts tagged "religion"

The Ginger Jew

I am here to tell you about a specific breed of ginger much worse than the daywalker: the elusive and yet so popular Ginger Jew. Ginger Jews are Jews who have ginger hair, and I’m pretty sure Cartman would have a field day if he ever met one. Ginger Jews are strange because most do... Read more »

Scientology Loves Redheads

Maybe it’s because aliens like Tom Cruise are fascinated by the most unique race on Earth (gingers) or maybe it’s because they believe our soullessness will make scientology the only appropriate religion for us, I’ve determined scientologists love redheads. I learned this today when picking up my mail. My roommate apparently used to be a... Read more »

I know it's Christmas but can we plz talk about Easter?

I know it's Christmas but can we plz talk about Easter?
I’m not saying this because I’m one of those Christians who has to point out that Easter is more important to the Christian faith than Christmas but rather because I have to point out that the history of Easter in the Christian identity is more important to redheads than the history of Christmas. And here’s... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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