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Why Set Ups Always Go Wrong when you're a Redhead

Why Set Ups Always Go Wrong when you're a Redhead
Every time a friend has ever tried to set me up with someone, it’s gone wrong. Every set up attempt has followed a specific pattern, and I am 90 percent sure of the primary reason for failure: they always try to set me up with a redhead. There are 3 types of people available for... Read more »

Why Ginger Philes are Worse than Foot Fetishists

Why Ginger Philes are Worse than Foot Fetishists
Does anyone else find they have a terrible problem with dating, wherein it seems like guys only like you for your red hair? You know the kind, they have a creepy fetish akin to that of somebody who steals more than 100 women’s shoes from the university library (yes, this happened). For me, it seems... Read more »

Craiglist Creepers - Leprechaun Style

Craiglist Creepers - Leprechaun Style
On Sunday, I was miffed about not being offered free green beer on St. Patrick’s Day. If people tell me I look like a leprechaun, shouldn’t they give me a drink on the one day a year it’s OK to be told that, dammit? While trolling for the semi-regular Craiglist Creepers series, I found my... Read more »
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2011 Resolution Recap

2011 Resolution Recap
I reread my 2011′s resolutions and measured my success level. Here’s a recap: 1. Read Tom Robin’s “Still Life with Woodpecker.” This is still on my list. 2. Wear copious amounts of purple, green and blue.  (See “Autumn is for Auburns“.) 3. Count my freckles. My freckles are difficult to spot; I’m still working on this one.... Read more »

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes
Yesterday, I suggested possible resolutions for redheads. Today, I give you all you creeptastic ginger philes potential resolutions for 2012: Stop being creepy. Stop posting on Craigslist. Stop dating girls just because they’re redheads. Be transparent that you’re a ginger phile on dating sites. Consider gingers marriage material and not just for hook ups. Stop... Read more »

Redophile Dating Website = WTF???

OK seriously, what is up with this website? It’s the first thing that came up when I Googled “redophile”, and the first five people that pop up are creepy old men.
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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