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2011 Resolution Recap

2011 Resolution Recap
I reread my 2011′s resolutions and measured my success level. Here’s a recap: 1. Read Tom Robin’s “Still Life with Woodpecker.” This is still on my list. 2. Wear copious amounts of purple, green and blue.  (See “Autumn is for Auburns“.) 3. Count my freckles. My freckles are difficult to spot; I’m still working on this one.... Read more »

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes
Yesterday, I suggested possible resolutions for redheads. Today, I give you all you creeptastic ginger philes potential resolutions for 2012: Stop being creepy. Stop posting on Craigslist. Stop dating girls just because they’re redheads. Be transparent that you’re a ginger phile on dating sites. Consider gingers marriage material and not just for hook ups. Stop... Read more »

Ginger Love

There’s something about gingers that make other people want to hook us up. “OMG, you have red hair; I know the perfect person for you!” people have said within the first three seconds of meeting me. Usually said “perfect person” is not even a true ginger: either a strawberry blonde or one of those weird... Read more »
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Craigslist Creepers Part 2

Um, ew? Further proof redophiles are always creepers: via Craigslist: “sexy redhead on 294 – m4w – 41 (Ohare area) Yesterday I spotted you, the super sexy redhead with perfect ivory skin in a black car on I-294. I tried to get you to pull over with no luck. I’d love to see the eyes... Read more »

Why do homeless men love redheads?

In the spirit of making this blog completely un-PC, here’s my rant on homeless men: Why do they love red hair so much? Is there something psychedelic about it when they’re strung out or malnourished? Is it because it’s unique and they feel they can relate? Is it because we are both considered part of... Read more »

Redophile Dating Website = WTF???

OK seriously, what is up with this website? It’s the first thing that came up when I Googled “redophile”, and the first five people that pop up are creepy old men.
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Craigslist Creepers

Craigslist Creepers
Are these Craiglist Creepers or simple Redophiles? Is there a difference?  The following Craigslist ad requests a “redhead perhaps wanting a serious relationship or fling” due to a “soft spot for Caucasian redheads” and requests that you “respond ‘redhead awaits’ in subject headline if interested.” Thoughts?   In need of a redhead – 22 (chicago)... Read more »

Dump Truck Redophile

Dump Truck Redophile
Dear one-toothed dump truck passenger, It is in no way, shape or form appropriate for you to yell out “Hey Red!” while I am minding my own business, walking down the street on the sidewalk. Judging by the tears streaming down my near-translucent cheeks, I am quite clearly having a bad day already, and while... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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