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Scientology Loves Redheads

Maybe it’s because aliens like Tom Cruise are fascinated by the most unique race on Earth (gingers) or maybe it’s because they believe our soullessness will make scientology the only appropriate religion for us, I’ve determined scientologists love redheads. I learned this today when picking up my mail. My roommate apparently used to be a... Read more »

Craiglist Creepers: Jobs for Redheads Edition

Craiglist Creepers: Jobs for Redheads Edition
Every once in a while, I’ll search Craigslist classifieds to see if I can feel better about having gingervitis by making money off it. I search the “Gigs” section for “redhead”. (If I’m feeling lonely or in need of a good laugh or in need of seeing pictures of a stranger’s penis, then I search... Read more »

Why you Should Avoid Redhead Piano Bar

Why you Should Avoid Redhead Piano Bar
“A flirtatious redhead looks fetchingly over her shoulder and lures you into her chamber…”. This is the copy that welcomes you to the Redhead Piano Bar’s homepage. As I’m sure many do, I like to think I’m that flirtatious redhead, looking fetchingly over my shoulder as I catch you reading this blog behind me. A... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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