Posts tagged "Lindsay Lohan"

On Being Different

On Being Different
I am unique. And not in the “I’m a Millennial, look at me!” way. Instead, I am statistically unique: 2 Percent: I have the rarest hair color in the world: red. 1 Percent: Even rarer, I have the rarest hair/eye combination in the world: red/blue. 1 Percent: I have the rarest personality type in the... Read more »

Happy Mothers Day to Redhead Moms

Happy Mothers Day to Redhead Moms
Happy Mothers Day to all those of you cursed to have your very own ginger kids! I know my mom has struggled with having not one but two kids with tresses of rust. Here’s why: 1. Neither of my parents have red hair. In fact, they both have brown to very dark brown/black hair. When... Read more »

Sober Lindsay Lohan

Once upon a time, a leading lady existed who both had red hair and acting talent. Unlike the gingers of today, she was not pigeonholed into stereotypical ginger roles like Isla Fisher (crazy), Jessica Chastain (intense independent who would be the lead in a romcom) or sexpot (Joan from Mad Men). That leading lady is... Read more »
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Nicole Kidman Back to Red

Nicole Kidman Back to Red
Nicole Kidman has finally decided to go back to red for a Jimmy Choo ad. Hallelujah! I swear actresses lose any sense of self they had once they go blonde (and they always go blonde from being red): see Lindsay Lohan. However, I will admit it only recently dawned on me that maybe they didn’t... Read more »

Ginger Pro-Philes: Zach Zaidman, "The Ginger Genius"

Ginger Pro-Philes: Zach Zaidman, "The Ginger Genius"
Thanks to commenter, Jack, I’m now aware of Chicago’s own ginger sports reporting hero, Zach Zaidman. I don’t like the Bears, so I don’t care too much, but since he’s a reporter and a ginger and in Chicago, I feel obligated to post about him. The first thing that popped up when I Googled ZZ... Read more »

Redhead Roundup: Selling Hair, World Record of Redheads, X Factor

Redhead Roundup: Selling Hair, World Record of Redheads, X Factor
1. Lindsay Lohan might be covering something up with her hair because she wore a headscarf. She probably shaved it a la Britney, but you can see some of her ginger locks so maybe she dyed it too dark and is afraid she looks like a daywalker. 2. A band called “High Diner” wrote a... Read more »
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Weekly Redhead Roundup

Weekly Redhead Roundup
Hey Ginger (Philes), it’s time for another weekly redhead roundup! In case you missed what happened in red hair news this week, read below: 1. StyleBlazer: Liya Kebede Covers Harper’s Bazaar Spain Looking Hot in Fire Engine Red Hair! Ok, I have no idea who this is but what is with non-U.S. Harper’s Bazaars sporting really... Read more »

Redheaded Celebrities: Daywalkers v. Gingers

Redheaded Celebrities: Daywalkers v. Gingers
As we all know from South Park’s “Ginger Kids” episode, there are two distinctive types of redheads: daywalkers and straight-up gingers. Daywalkers of course, are the creeps de la creme Let’s take a look at some celebrity redheads and decide for ourselves whether they’re daywalker or ginger: Nicole Kidman: I’ve written about her before. Despite... Read more »

#ShitGingerPhilesSay

#ShitGingerPhilesSay
Yesterday, I listed Shit Gingers Say (sorry, no star). Today, I’m listing #ShitGingerPhilesSay (Broken down: Shit-Ginger-Philes-Say) aka the creeps who are in love with gingers:   If you’re not Irish, then are you Scottish? If you’re not Irish or Scottish, then what ARE you? Your hair is SO pretty. Do the carpets match the curtains?... Read more »
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Ginger Pro-Philes: Lindsay Lohan

Ginger Pro-Philes: Lindsay Lohan
Oh hey Lindsay Lohan, so you made it into Playboy without being strung out during your shoot. Congratulations.   I have to focus on Lindsay Lohan in my Ginger Pro-Philes segment because of this recent and well-publicized occurrence. I also have to discuss her, because she has committed one of a ginger’s greatest sins: she... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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