Posts tagged "Hitler"

Curly Girl Handbook Review

Curly Girl Handbook Review
As so many of you already know, i am a curly hair supremacist. Like many of the self-loathing (Hitler’s grandmother was a Jew, which by his very own concentration camp-worthy definition meant he was a Jew), I came to this conclusion only after years upon years of being bullied for my frizz and spending hours... Read more »

Hitler Banned Redhead Marriages

Hitler Banned Redhead Marriages
I always kind of liked to think that if I was in the Holocaust, I’d have a better situation in the internment camps because I have red hair and blue eyes. But I never considered what may have happened if I had been a ginger Gentile…until now. Reportedly, Hitler, in one of his finer acts,... Read more »

Hit on Someone Your Own Size

Hit on Someone Your Own Size
What happens when you mix a ginger gal (me) with an S&M-esque studded Madonna bra (worn outside of a shirt)? A lot of genuine male interest, apparently. And I don’t think it’s because of any BDSM fantasies, unless they are hiding it well. Anyway, I, for once, had legitimate, soberish conversations with two males at... Read more »
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How to Pass the Time While You're Waiting for the Train: Ginger Spotting

How to Pass the Time While You're Waiting for the Train: Ginger Spotting
Y’all know what mullet hunting is, and y’all know how much waiting for the train sucks. It’s not like sitting down on the train, because it’s slightly more awkward to read a book on the platform, since you your hands aren’t free to punch the homeless person who tries to steal your iPhone. Yes, these... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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