Posts tagged "daywalkers"

Invisible Eyelashes & Eyebrow Insecurities

Invisible Eyelashes & Eyebrow Insecurities
I’ve been thinking a lot about makeup recently. I used to be the biggest minimalist there ever was, in the most progressive way: “This is how God made me. Why would I try to change that!?” It somehow was similar to when I was 12, the age my mom finally allowed me to get my... Read more »

Craigslist Creepers: Men Who Prefer Dyed Red Hair

Craigslist Creepers: Men Who Prefer Dyed Red Hair
I got a notification in my Google Alerts for redheads for this Craiglist ad. Apparently, the man prefers dyed redheads over natural redheads. Isn’t that odd? Anyone else heard of this?

Happy Mothers Day to Redhead Moms

Happy Mothers Day to Redhead Moms
Happy Mothers Day to all those of you cursed to have your very own ginger kids! I know my mom has struggled with having not one but two kids with tresses of rust. Here’s why: 1. Neither of my parents have red hair. In fact, they both have brown to very dark brown/black hair. When... Read more »
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Mythbusters: Redhead Edition

Mythbusters: Redhead Edition
Many assume redheads to be certain things but I think it’s time for us to quell some myths about redheads: 1.)┬áMyth: Redheads are fiery-tempered. Fact:┬áJust because almost all redheads become angry upon being told they have a temper doesn’t prove your “theory”. In fact, most redheads who have tempers have them from nurture, not nature.... Read more »

Daywalker Dating Debate

Daywalker Dating Debate
I have two dating rules: 1. Don’t date gingers. 2. Don’t date ginger philes. Who does this leave me with? Ginger haters. Therefore, following my own rules would leave me dying alone and celibate forever. So I usually end up with ginger philes. And I usually end up getting burned because they see me as... Read more »

Finally, a real redheaded princess

Finally, a real redheaded princess
Fuck Ariel. When I saw her at Disney World on my post-college graduation roadtrip, we could tell she was cracked out. Of course, me being the ginge, I was forced to get a personal picture with her (while the blonde and redhead I roadtripped with snapped pics with sweet and sober Cinderella and Belle, respectively.)... Read more »
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Redhead Roundup: Yeehaw!

Redhead Roundup: Yeehaw!
Welcome to the third installment of The Ginger Philes Redhead Roundup! Gingers were cray this week but that’s not new news is it? Let’s take a look: 1. The Washington Post did a ridiculous article about some idiot who thinks she has a “thing” for gingers. She’s quoted as saying, “I have a thing for... Read more »

A Dancing Ginger

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This kid dyes his hair red so he looks like a daywalker (black eyebrows), gets weird glares from strangers, and responds by dancing. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” he says. Amen.
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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