Posts tagged "daywalker"

New Ginger Barbie Sucks

New Ginger Barbie Sucks
So Barbie introduced newly sized dolls. Big woop de doo. They still fit into defined categorizations of which most women are undefinable. For me, I wonder, do I feel a kindred spirit most with the one with curly red hair, even though she’s tall and a daywalker? Do I relate to the curvy one because... Read more »

Quiz: Are you a ginger, daywalker, ginger phile or none of the above?

Quiz: Are you a ginger, daywalker, ginger phile or none of the above?
1. Do you have red hair? a. Yes b. No c. It’s “strawberry blonde” or “auburn”, not red. d. No but 15 of my ex-girlfriends/boyfriends did. 2. How much sunscreen do you wear to go for a 5-minute car ride? a. I wear SPF 50 bajillion, even though everyone knows after SPF 15, it doesn’t... Read more »

A darker shade of pale

I realized my foundation…the lightest shade of pale…is now too light for me. Which can only mean one thing; I am tan! But that also means I’m a …dun dun dun… Daywalker! Who wants to help me sterilize myself?
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Redhead Revolution Makeup Review

Redhead Revolution Makeup Review
I recently had the opportunity to try products from a new makeup company for redheads. I am always elated to discover new redhead-centric brands because most cosmetics companies don’t adapt their products to our species. Redhead Revolution addresses this desperate area of need. However, Just for Redheads has already been doing just that since like... Read more »

The Redhead Dictionary

The Redhead Dictionary
It’s come to my attention that several people have no idea wtf I’m talking about when I call people daywalkers. So here are a few key words in the ginger lexicon important to the redhead diaspora: ginger: redhead. Does not have soul daywalker: redhead who doesn’t have any freckles and can tan ginger phile: men... Read more »

The Ginger Jew

I am here to tell you about a specific breed of ginger much worse than the daywalker: the elusive and yet so popular Ginger Jew. Ginger Jews are Jews who have ginger hair, and I’m pretty sure Cartman would have a field day if he ever met one. Ginger Jews are strange because most do... Read more »
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Daywalker Discrimination

Daywalker Discrimination
Today I learned I’m just as bad as the redists. I discriminate against a marginalized group — aka the daywalkers.   See the commentary and response from the Ariel/Daywalker episode below: redmoon said 6 hours, 39 minutes agoHey! Even us daywalkers are still redheads. I might not have freckles and maybe I’m not pale, but I... Read more »

Redheaded Celebrities: Daywalkers v. Gingers

Redheaded Celebrities: Daywalkers v. Gingers
As we all know from South Park’s “Ginger Kids” episode, there are two distinctive types of redheads: daywalkers and straight-up gingers. Daywalkers of course, are the creeps de la creme Let’s take a look at some celebrity redheads and decide for ourselves whether they’re daywalker or ginger: Nicole Kidman: I’ve written about her before. Despite... Read more »

Ginger Pro-Philes: Julia Roberts

Ginger Pro-Philes: Julia Roberts
Yesterday I had a Twitter tiff with some ginja hata about Julia Roberts being the reason there are so many leading redheaded ladies today (think Emma Stone, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher). Back in the day, actressland was like modeland (get it!?) … there could be only one black model (Tyra), and that’s why Tyra and... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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