I realized my foundation…the lightest shade of pale…is now too light for me. Which can only mean one thing; I am tan! But that also means I’m a …dun dun dun… Daywalker! Who wants to help me sterilize myself?
I recently had the opportunity to try products from a new makeup company for redheads. I am always elated to discover new redhead-centric brands because most cosmetics companies don’t adapt their products to our species. Redhead Revolution addresses this desperate area of need. However, Just for Redheads has already been doing just that since like... Read more »
It’s come to my attention that several people have no idea wtf I’m talking about when I call people daywalkers. So here are a few key words in the ginger lexicon important to the redhead diaspora: ginger: redhead. Does not have soul daywalker: redhead who doesn’t have any freckles and can tan ginger phile: men... Read more »
I am here to tell you about a specific breed of ginger much worse than the daywalker: the elusive and yet so popular Ginger Jew. Ginger Jews are Jews who have ginger hair, and I’m pretty sure Cartman would have a field day if he ever met one. Ginger Jews are strange because most do... Read more »
Today I learned I’m just as bad as the redists. I discriminate against a marginalized group — aka the daywalkers. See the commentary and response from the Ariel/Daywalker episode below: redmoon said 6 hours, 39 minutes agoHey! Even us daywalkers are still redheads. I might not have freckles and maybe I’m not pale, but I... Read more »
As we all know from South Park’s “Ginger Kids” episode, there are two distinctive types of redheads: daywalkers and straight-up gingers. Daywalkers of course, are the creeps de la creme Let’s take a look at some celebrity redheads and decide for ourselves whether they’re daywalker or ginger: Nicole Kidman: I’ve written about her before. Despite... Read more »
Yesterday I had a Twitter tiff with some ginja hata about Julia Roberts being the reason there are so many leading redheaded ladies today (think Emma Stone, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher). Back in the day, actressland was like modeland (get it!?) … there could be only one black model (Tyra), and that’s why Tyra and... Read more »