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His green eyes will burn your soul.

CTA Workers & Gingers make the Perfect Couples

CTA Workers & Gingers make the Perfect Couples
Or so my futuristic self thinks. Yesterday, as I was humbly trying to get through the gates at the Roosevelt station, I felt someone talking to me from behind. I turned and looked at him and realized three things: 1. He said, “Beautiful hair,” to me. 2. He was wearing a lime green vest that... Read more »

Craiglist Creepers - Leprechaun Style

Craiglist Creepers - Leprechaun Style
On Sunday, I was miffed about not being offered free green beer on St. Patrick’s Day. If people tell me I look like a leprechaun, shouldn’t they give me a drink on the one day a year it’s OK to be told that, dammit? While trolling for the semi-regular Craiglist Creepers series, I found my... Read more »
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#ShitGingerPhilesSay

#ShitGingerPhilesSay
Yesterday, I listed Shit Gingers Say (sorry, no star). Today, I’m listing #ShitGingerPhilesSay (Broken down: Shit-Ginger-Philes-Say) aka the creeps who are in love with gingers:   If you’re not Irish, then are you Scottish? If you’re not Irish or Scottish, then what ARE you? Your hair is SO pretty. Do the carpets match the curtains?... Read more »

Craigslist Creepers

Craigslist Creepers
Craiglist creepers serve to remind us we’re alive and as lonely and destitute as we are, we’re still holding it together than many others out there. Here’s a sampling of the creepiest of the ginger phile creeps crawling Craiglist lately: 1. I’m kind, attractive and sane and I want to date a pretty REDHEAD (I’m serious):... Read more »

Craigslist Creepers Part 2

Um, ew? Further proof redophiles are always creepers: via Craigslist: “sexy redhead on 294 – m4w – 41 (Ohare area) Yesterday I spotted you, the super sexy redhead with perfect ivory skin in a black car on I-294. I tried to get you to pull over with no luck. I’d love to see the eyes... Read more »
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Redophile Dating Website = WTF???

OK seriously, what is up with this website? It’s the first thing that came up when I Googled “redophile”, and the first five people that pop up are creepy old men.

Craigslist Creepers

Craigslist Creepers
Are these Craiglist Creepers or simple Redophiles? Is there a difference?  The following Craigslist ad requests a “redhead perhaps wanting a serious relationship or fling” due to a “soft spot for Caucasian redheads” and requests that you “respond ‘redhead awaits’ in subject headline if interested.” Thoughts?   In need of a redhead – 22 (chicago)... Read more »

Dump Truck Redophile

Dump Truck Redophile
Dear one-toothed dump truck passenger, It is in no way, shape or form appropriate for you to yell out “Hey Red!” while I am minding my own business, walking down the street on the sidewalk. Judging by the tears streaming down my near-translucent cheeks, I am quite clearly having a bad day already, and while... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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