Posts in category "Craiglist Creepers"

Shaun White: Hot or Not?

Shaun White: Hot or Not?
Recently, two separate groups of my girlfriends (one from high school and one from post-college Chicago) admitted to me that they are in love with redheads. “They’re just so unique,” my typically straight-edged friend M said. So when we started watching the Olympics, of course my too-horny-and-too-single-to-be-taking-full-advantage-of-their-20s friends got into a heated argument about snowboarder... Read more »

Craiglist Creepers: Redheaded Muse Edition

Craiglist Creepers: Redheaded Muse Edition
Every once in a while, I like to troll Craigslist to see if I can pick up any odd gigs just for being a redhead. It sounds stupid, and it probably is. But once in a while I’ll see an ad for redheaded extras or free ice cream for redheads or other preferential (and much... Read more »

Craiglist Creepers: Jobs for Redheads Edition

Craiglist Creepers: Jobs for Redheads Edition
Every once in a while, I’ll search Craigslist classifieds to see if I can feel better about having gingervitis by making money off it. I search the “Gigs” section for “redhead”. (If I’m feeling lonely or in need of a good laugh or in need of seeing pictures of a stranger’s penis, then I search... Read more »
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Craiglist Creepers Redheaded Version

Craiglist Creepers Redheaded Version
Here’s another roundup of the creeptastic things people write about redheads in the Craiglist personals section. 1. If you’re a busty MILF redhead dissatisfied with your sex life but not your love life, email this guy. 2. Props to this guy for writing an ironic ad…but more so than that, for listing being a redhead... Read more »

Craigslist Creepers

Craigslist Creepers
Maybe it’s spring springing but there are several more redhead postings on Craiglist than usual. Here are a few of the creepiest:   1. Smile from the train: This Missed Connection refers to a “small, captivating redhead” which is completely un-descriptive since we’re all captivating, duh. (Except for the daywalkers, obvi.) He describes himself as... Read more »

Craiglist Creepers - Leprechaun Style

Craiglist Creepers - Leprechaun Style
On Sunday, I was miffed about not being offered free green beer on St. Patrick’s Day. If people tell me I look like a leprechaun, shouldn’t they give me a drink on the one day a year it’s OK to be told that, dammit? While trolling for the semi-regular Craiglist Creepers series, I found my... Read more »
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Craigslist Creepers

Craigslist Creepers
Craiglist creepers serve to remind us we’re alive and as lonely and destitute as we are, we’re still holding it together than many others out there. Here’s a sampling of the creepiest of the ginger phile creeps crawling Craiglist lately: 1. I’m kind, attractive and sane and I want to date a pretty REDHEAD (I’m serious):... Read more »

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes
Yesterday, I suggested possible resolutions for redheads. Today, I give you all you creeptastic ginger philes potential resolutions for 2012: Stop being creepy. Stop posting on Craigslist. Stop dating girls just because they’re redheads. Be transparent that you’re a ginger phile on dating sites. Consider gingers marriage material and not just for hook ups. Stop... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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