Archive for May 2016

Curly Girl Handbook Review

Curly Girl Handbook Review
As so many of you already know, i am a curly hair supremacist. Like many of the self-loathing (Hitler’s grandmother was a Jew, which by his very own concentration camp-worthy definition meant he was a Jew), I came to this conclusion only after years upon years of being bullied for my frizz and spending hours... Read more »

The Carpets Don't Match the Curtains

The Carpets Don't Match the Curtains
Today, I got my first ever wax. Down there. A chatty Polish woman, with dyed blonde hair, spread hot wax on the most sensitive part of my inner thighs and then tore it off while talking about the weather. For once, I got over my nervousness about telling someone that I’m nervous, and it paid off.... Read more »

Happy Mothers Day to Redhead Moms

Happy Mothers Day to Redhead Moms
Happy Mothers Day to all those of you cursed to have your very own ginger kids! I know my mom has struggled with having not one but two kids with tresses of rust. Here’s why: 1. Neither of my parents have red hair. In fact, they both have brown to very dark brown/black hair. When... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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