Archive for July 2014

Sober Lindsay Lohan

Once upon a time, a leading lady existed who both had red hair and acting talent. Unlike the gingers of today, she was not pigeonholed into stereotypical ginger roles like Isla Fisher (crazy), Jessica Chastain (intense independent who would be the lead in a romcom) or sexpot (Joan from Mad Men). That leading lady is... Read more »
By thegingerphiles,
July 30, 2014 at 10:02 pm
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Hitler Banned Redhead Marriages

Hitler Banned Redhead Marriages
I always kind of liked to think that if I was in the Holocaust, I’d have a better situation in the internment camps because I have red hair and blue eyes. But I never considered what may have happened if I had been a ginger Gentile…until now. Reportedly, Hitler, in one of his finer acts,... Read more »
By thegingerphiles,
July 17, 2014 at 9:03 pm
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What should I have said?

What should I have said?
The other day, I was minding my own ginger-y business and walking down the street sans hat. I tell you that because after this incident, I’ve decided I should now always make sure to wear a hat to disguise my gingerness as much as possible. And that’s because, as I was crossing State Street, a... Read more »
By thegingerphiles,
July 16, 2014 at 9:00 pm
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A darker shade of pale

I realized my foundation…the lightest shade of pale…is now too light for me. Which can only mean one thing; I am tan! But that also means I’m a …dun dun dun… Daywalker! Who wants to help me sterilize myself?
By thegingerphiles,
July 8, 2014 at 8:23 pm
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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