Shaun White: Hot or Not?

Shaun White: Hot or Not?
Shaun White

Recently, two separate groups of my girlfriends (one from high school and one from post-college Chicago) admitted to me that they are in love with redheads. "They're just so unique," my typically straight-edged friend M said. So when we started watching the Olympics, of course my too-horny-and-too-single-to-be-taking-full-advantage-of-their-20s friends got into a heated argument about snowboarder Shaun White. All agreed he's "super hot" (they haven't quite figured out snowboarders' reputations yet) but the argument came up after he cut his luscious, flowing locks into a well-groomed yet boring crew cut whether he was hotter with or without the length. (For full disclosure, I debated posting a picture of Shaun White with long hair as my likeness for Facebook's most recent doppleganger week.) So I ask you, my creepilicious readers (seriously, the emails are starting to really creep me out...): Shaun White, hot or not? Comment with your answer below:

a. Hot, but only with long hair

Long haired Shaun White

White with long hair

b. Hot, but only with short hair

Short haired White

White with short hair

c. HOT LIKE THE FIRE THAT BURNS ON HIS HEAD (and other places)

d. Ew, sick, gross, ginger.

e. Snowboarders drool, skiiers rule.*

*e is the correct answer. Please let The Ginger Philes know your thoughts ... and if you happen to know of any single 20something redheads, or you are one, let me know. I have a treasure trove of ginger lovers who'd love to love you. And I know that for male redheads, that's not easy to find.

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  • My vote is a combo of A & C. Shaun White is my little matchstick!

  • Haha, that's the creepiest thing I've ever heard someone say about a ginger! Congratulations. (And I mean that in the best way possible.)

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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