The Redhead Dictionary

The Redhead Dictionary

It's come to my attention that several people have no idea wtf I'm talking about when I call people daywalkers. So here are a few key words in the ginger lexicon important to the redhead diaspora:

ginger: redhead. Does not have soul

daywalker: redhead who doesn't have any freckles and can tan

ginger phile: men & women who have an absurd fetish with redheads aka anyone who doesn't think red hair is ugly

redism: racism against redheads

redist: someone who is racist against redheads

ginja: ginger ninja

gosher: kosher for gingers

ginger Jew: redheaded Jew, usually with a red Jew fro

Anything I forgot? If you tell me I forgot to include "firecrotch", I will go all ginja on you. See? Using words in sentences helps us learn their meanings.

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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