Mackelmore is Anti-Ginger

Chelsea Handler interviewed Mackelmore (of catchy "Thrift Shop" fame), and expressed shock at his lack of gingerness. Mackelmore was really happy she called him blonde and said when he was younger, he used to get made fun of for being a ginger. And he says, now it's all like "Ginger Pride!" and shit.

Well I have news for Mackelmore. Being a ginger still sucks as a child. And redists like Mackelmore who can't stand being called ginger only make it worse.

If the ginger supremacists somehow decide to take over, a la "South Park", I think Mackelmore should be the first person we kidnap. :)

Also, Mackelmore may not have red on his head, but HE totally has ginger features. Someone must have infected him with gingervitis somewhere down the line.


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  • What? I thought Macklemore was a ginge? I could have sworn it. Seriously, how is his hair not red?

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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