Archive for August 2013

Mackelmore is Anti-Ginger

Chelsea Handler interviewed Mackelmore (of catchy “Thrift Shop” fame), and expressed shock at his lack of gingerness. Mackelmore was really happy she called him blonde and said when he was younger, he used to get made fun of for being a ginger. And he says, now it’s all like “Ginger Pride!” and shit. Well I... Read more »

Redheads at the VMAs

Redheads at the VMAs
I don’t see any. What’s wrong with this picture, people!? Everyone is blonde, and it’s not even 1999. I thought redheads were starting to make it big with Emma Stone, Jessica Chastain, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, etc. Yet, none of the MTV musicians are red-haired. Who are the ginger kids supposed to look up to?... Read more »

The Redhead Dictionary

The Redhead Dictionary
It’s come to my attention that several people have no idea wtf I’m talking about when I call people daywalkers. So here are a few key words in the ginger lexicon important to the redhead diaspora: ginger: redhead. Does not have soul daywalker: redhead who doesn’t have any freckles and can tan ginger phile: men... Read more »
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Red is the New Black

Red is the New Black
Contrary to popular belief, the largest concentration of redheads does not exist in Ireland, but actually in Scotland. I know they’re pretty much the same place but tell that to one of them and they will go all fiesty ginger on you, even the non-ginger ones. Since ginger is the new n-word, a bunch of... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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