Archive for July 2013

Why You Shouldn't Mess With Redheads

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Buzzfeed created this insanely awesome video that had me going, “Why didn’t I think of doing that?” Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the video: “Do you have the rarest hair color in the world. Probably not!” “I guess we just don’t go down as easily as the rest of the world.”... Read more »

Bruce Springsteen's Thoughts on Redheads

Well, brunettes are fine, man Blondes are fun But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done, I’ll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman. It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done. Well, listen up, stud, Your life’s been wasted ’til you’ve got’ down on your knees and tasted A... Read more »

Gingers Finally Rally to Protest Redism

Gingers Finally Rally to Protest Redism
Redheads plan to demonstrate against gingerism in the most appropriate location, Scotland, next month on August 10. Numbers are expected to be in the hundreds. Apparently it’s a PR ploy by Canadian ginger comedian Shawn Hitchins. Yet, Scots aren’t treating the Ginger Pride Walk like a joke. I just wonder if there’ll be as many... Read more »

Amy Adams Betrays Ginger Pride

Amy Adams Betrays Ginger Pride
For her new movie, “Big Eyes”, which sounds pretty interesting, Amy Adams donned blonde hair on set. She looks a lot different. A little washed out but that might be the make up and dowdy clothes; she definitely looks better as a redhead. What do you think? Blonde v. redhead? Try to imaging her as... Read more »

Russian Redhead Proposes to Snowden

Russian Redhead Proposes to Snowden
You know redheads are crazy when a Russian spy deported from the U.S. tweets a marriage proposal to Edward Snowden, the guy who leaked all the NSA documents to the press and pissed off the U.S. government. (I mean really, is it that much of a shock that the government is tracking us?) Well Attorney... Read more »

Buzzfeed on Gingers

I’m not quite sure how I missed this, but every Millennial’s favorite content site, Buzzfeed, has been doing lots of wonderful pieces on gingers: 1. Everybody’s Wrong About Gingers: “…you’re like, ‘Bitch, please. I’m a ginger. I run this place.'” 2. The 18 Most Offensive Things People Say to Redheads:¬†“Aren’t redheads related to Satan?” “Yes... Read more »

The Ginger Jew

I am here to tell you about a specific breed of ginger much worse than the daywalker: the elusive and yet so popular Ginger Jew. Ginger Jews are Jews who have ginger hair, and I’m pretty sure Cartman would have a field day if he ever met one. Ginger Jews are strange because most do... Read more »

Nicole Kidman Back to Red

Nicole Kidman Back to Red
Nicole Kidman has finally decided to go back to red for a Jimmy Choo ad. Hallelujah! I swear actresses lose any sense of self they had once they go blonde (and they always go blonde from being red): see Lindsay Lohan. However, I will admit it only recently dawned on me that maybe they didn’t... Read more »
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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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