Shaun White is a really bad actor. I learned this by watching some movie I can't even remember the name of. I think Justin Timberlake was in it [Edit: It's Friends with Benefits].
But, Shaun White is a really good snowboarder. I strongly believe his gingerness drove his love of extreme sports. Extreme hair = extreme desires ... right? I mean, like 50 Shades of Grey. Most redheads are just like, "What? That's tame," when everybody else is all, "Whoa this is extreme but I like it." Redheads would write something much crazier.
Anywhozizzle, did you know he's half-Italian? I don't know any redheaded half-Italians; do you? I certainly like Italians and would like to have a half-Italian kid, if you know what I mean.
He also used to be a skiier, which makes me not hate him for being a snowboarder. Although, now he's a traitor.
But, the best part of Shaun White is that I have the exact same hair as him, except he used his to make him a well-known celebrity. His nickname even used to be "The Flying Tomato".
I don't know about you but that wouldn't "fly" with me.