Can you believe someone has never met a redhead before?

Can you believe someone has never met a redhead before?
Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)

A friend of mine works as a manager at a shoe store in the mall. Her co-worker/manager, an army man with a wife and kids, claimed he'd never met a redhead before. Sure, he'd seen them, as if they were some animal to be viewed on a safari but who didn't have real lives and feelings like "normal people" (we should make a name for non-gingers, similar to muggles? Giggles, anyone?).

Anywhozzizle, this giggle is telling her this, and of course my friend, being such a great friend, told him about me and how cray I am, which of course is just great for the ginger race. She told him she'd introduce us so he could say he'd met a redhead before.

Of course, working at a shoe company, he unfortunately met a redhead before he could have the chance to meet me.

Sad day, y'all. But at least I coined the term, "Giggles"! That's patent pending, yo.

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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