A friend of mine works as a manager at a shoe store in the mall. Her co-worker/manager, an army man with a wife and kids, claimed he'd never met a redhead before. Sure, he'd seen them, as if they were some animal to be viewed on a safari but who didn't have real lives and feelings like "normal people" (we should make a name for non-gingers, similar to muggles? Giggles, anyone?).
Anywhozzizle, this giggle is telling her this, and of course my friend, being such a great friend, told him about me and how cray I am, which of course is just great for the ginger race. She told him she'd introduce us so he could say he'd met a redhead before.
Of course, working at a shoe company, he unfortunately met a redhead before he could have the chance to meet me.
Sad day, y'all. But at least I coined the term, "Giggles"! That's patent pending, yo.