#ShitGingersSay

#ShitGingersSay

 

#Shit[Insertsubculturehere]Says blew up on us, didn’t it? Although I still want to create a #ShitGingersSay (who wants to be a YouTube star!?) video, I’ve come up with a series of #ShitGingersSay quips, many of which you may have read on Twitter:

 

I can just blame it on not having a soul, like I always do.

 

If I get a good enough sunburn, it’ll turn into a tan.

 

Yes, it’s real.

 

For the last time, I am NOT a leprechaun.

 

I always played Ginger Spice.

 

My hair is NOT orange. It’s RED!

 

I got made fun of a lot as a child.

 

Are you kidding? I look SO BAD in orange!

 

Red on the head equals good in bed.

 

I am SOOOOO pale!

 

I used to wish I was blonde.

 

I don’t have anyone to look up to.

 

Make up counters at the mall never know what to do with me.

 

You can’t dye it this color!

 

Nobody’s attracted to me.

 

I felt ugly until I turned 20.

 

Grandmothers are attracted to my head.

 

I LOVE “Anne of Green Gables.”

 

I went as Wendy for Halloween.

 

I am NOT a temperamental redhead!

 

Whether the carpets match the curtain is none of your beeswax!

 

What do you think? What needs to be added/changed? Do you want to be a #ShitGingersSay star? Otherwise I’m going to animate the shit outta this (though I don’t have any software to do so…)

 

Anyway, stay tuned for tomorrows #ShitGingerPhilesSay. I’m too scared to make ask for volunteers to be in that video.

#Shit[Insertsubculturehere]Says blew up on us, didn’t it? Although I still want to create a #ShitGingersSay (who wants to be a YouTube star!?) video, I’ve come up with a series of #ShitGingersSay quips, many of which you may have read on Twitter:

 

I can just blame it on not having a soul, like I always do.

 

If I get a good enough sunburn, it’ll turn into a tan.

 

Yes, it’s real.

 

For the last time, I am NOT a leprechaun.

 

I always played Ginger Spice.

 

My hair is NOT orange. It’s RED!

 

I got made fun of a lot as a child.

 

Are you kidding? I look SO BAD in orange!

 

Red on the head equals good in bed.

 

I am SOOOOO pale!

 

I used to wish I was blonde.

 

I don’t have anyone to look up to.

 

Make up counters at the mall never know what to do with me.

 

You can’t dye it this color!

 

Nobody’s attracted to me.

 

I felt ugly until I turned 20.

 

Grandmothers are attracted to my head.

 

I LOVE “Anne of Green Gables.”

 

I went as Wendy for Halloween.

 

I am NOT a temperamental redhead!

 

What do you think? What needs to be added/changed? Do you want to be a #ShitGingersSay star? Otherwise I’m going to animate the shit outta this (though I don’t have any software to do so…)

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    How about;
    You think THAT'S pale? Check this out!
    What do you mean what are those weird marks on my arms? They're freckles
    A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars

    I would love to take part, sounds cool :)
    Jess

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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