Yesterday, I listed Shit Gingers Say (sorry, no star). Today, I’m listing #ShitGingerPhilesSay (Broken down: Shit-Ginger-Philes-Say) aka the creeps who are in love with gingers:
If you’re not Irish, then are you Scottish?
If you’re not Irish or Scottish, then what ARE you?
Your hair is SO pretty.
Do the carpets match the curtains?
Red on the head equals good in bed.
I just love your porcelain skin.
Lindsay Lohan was so much hotter as a redhead.
Blondes are boring.
You look like a porcelain doll.
I just love redheads.
You are so unique.
All redheads are firecrackers.
I love a redheaded firecracker.
I’ll blame it on your redheaded temperament.
Can I touch your hair?
Ooh, Christina Hendricks.
You look kinda like that chick that was in Wedding Crashers. She was really hot.
What do you think? Have any suggestions?