Lohan vibrant & on top of her career as a ginger

Yesterday, I listed Shit Gingers Say (sorry, no star). Today, I’m listing #ShitGingerPhilesSay (Broken down: Shit-Ginger-Philes-Say) aka the creeps who are in love with gingers:


If you’re not Irish, then are you Scottish?

If you’re not Irish or Scottish, then what ARE you?

Your hair is SO pretty.

Do the carpets match the curtains?

Red on the head equals good in bed.

I just love your porcelain skin.

Lindsay Lohan was so much hotter as a redhead.

Blondes are boring.

You look like a porcelain doll.

I just love redheads.

You are so unique.

All redheads are firecrackers.

I love a redheaded firecracker.

I’ll blame it on your redheaded temperament.

Can I touch your hair?

Ooh, Christina Hendricks.

You look kinda like that chick that was in Wedding Crashers. She was really hot.


What do you think? Have any suggestions?


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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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