Hot or Not: Emma Stone Golden Globes

I wrote about Emma Stone and her fake gingerness not too long ago. Recently, she supposedly "stunned everyone" with her choice of dress for the Golden Globes. I for one, hate, hate hate it. The only good thing about it is that it's purple; the greatest color of all for our porcelain, freckled skin. But the shape does not flatter her, and what the hell is with the eagle? Is this some pro-American, pro-hunting, pro-freedom insignia? It's out-of-place, and she's going to regret it in 10 years. Can someone please explain to me why everyone loves this dress so much? She could find something purple that's more suitable, certainly.

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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