Ginger Pro-Philes: Lindsay Lohan

Ginger Pro-Philes: Lindsay Lohan

Oh hey Lindsay Lohan, so you made it into Playboy without being strung out during your shoot. Congratulations.


I have to focus on Lindsay Lohan in my Ginger Pro-Philes segment because of this recent and well-publicized occurrence. I also have to discuss her, because she has committed one of a ginger’s greatest sins: she dyed her hair blonde. And hasn’t dyed it back.


Has anyone else noticed as soon as gingers dye their hair, their careers started going downhill (See upcoming pro-phile on Nicole Kidman)?
I specifically remember my Spanish 6 teacher senior year of high school complaining of how terribly skinny Lindsay looked on SNL, not too long after her stellar performance on Tina Fey’s “Mean Girls.”


It was, also, around this time, that she dyed her hair blonde. I really think all she needs to do to truly change her life around is to go back to her natural color; when she first dyed her hair is really when all the trouble started. The drugs, the prison sentence, the volatile relationship with Sam Ronson.


Of course, maybe she just turned blonde to try to compensate for the soullessness she displays. I mean, can you believe that during “The Parent Trap” she played TWIN gingers who lived across the pond from each other. To play ONE ginger must be awful but to duplicate yourself as a ginger must be absolutely terrible. Maybe that's what led her to make the decision so many LA idiots do.


As gingers, we’re going to go blonde (instead of grey) at some point anyway. So why not relish in the red now? And of course I have to include the bf’s input: “Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread was meh only because she’s not a ginger anymore.”


It’s sad, LiLo was very talented … when she was a ginger. Let’s hope somebody knocks some sense into her and gets her to go back to her roots: ginger roots. (Mmm, I wonder what I could cook with ginger root.)


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  • She looks way better as a redhead. Blonde is too washed out on her and makes her look sick. Hm, or that could be the drugs!

  • Yeah, totally hard to tell whether it's the blonde hair or the drugs making her look like too much acid did her in. Probably the hair.

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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