Craiglist creepers serve to remind us we're alive and as lonely and destitute as we are, we're still holding it together than many others out there. Here's a sampling of the creepiest of the ginger phile creeps crawling Craiglist lately:
1. I'm kind, attractive and sane and I want to date a pretty REDHEAD (I'm serious): So this guy seems semi-legit and normal despite his obvious redhead fetish until he reveals: "I assure you this is not some strange fetish or a "one and done" type of thing. ... Anyway, I have never dated one but the more I think about it, the more I want to. VERY much. Every time I see a lovely redhead, my jaw drops. Literally. I am so taken by your NATURAL beauty. And although it's certainly not a requirement, if you have blue eyes to go along with your red hair, I'm already half smitten." Um, hey creep, you do realize you just contradicted yourself, right? Clearly the only thing you want in a chick is red hair! He says some crap about wanting them to have morals and values -- really? He must not know a damn thing about reds!
2.LOOKING FOR A BEAUTIFUL, THICK REDHEAD - 29 (CHICAGO): I have to give this guy credit because he at least seems to know exactly what he wants and isn't afraid to say it. I'm still not sure what he means by saying he's "SUPER single". His pics don't look half bad either, though you never know, he could be a 300 lb ogre IRL.
3. Where is my happy, natural redhead ? - 51 (Chicago): Ha! Like there's such thing as happy redhead! LOL LOL LOL. Oxymorons still make me laugh in the way puns make non-gingers laugh. Also, he describes himself as "only" having "a couple of vices"; what does that mean? Maybe I'm too young to know for sure but maybe once you reach age 51, a "couple of vices" is hard to come by (as in most have many vices).
I used to email some of these guys under pseudonyms. Then I got too creeped out.