New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes

New Years Resolutions for Ginger Philes

Yesterday, I suggested possible resolutions for redheads. Today, I give you all you creeptastic ginger philes potential resolutions for 2012:

  1. Stop being creepy.
  2. Stop posting on Craigslist.
  3. Stop dating girls just because they're redheads.
  4. Be transparent that you're a ginger phile on dating sites.
  5. Consider gingers marriage material and not just for hook ups.
  6. Stop promoting ginger on ginger.
  7. Don't call us Firecrotch.
  8. Don't assume we answer to "Red", especially if you are a stranger.
  9. Buy a ginger a drink on St. Patty's Day without expecting anything in return; we have to put up with you the other 364 days a year.
  10. Read, comment on and subscribe to The Ginger Philes. Follow The Ginger Philes on Twitter.

Will you follow any of these? Happy New Year!

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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