What's a ginger's worst nightmare?

Her ex's new/old girlfriend. Who is a ginger too! Way to make me feel like you liked me for me, and not your weird and obsessive fetish with firecrotches.

Seriously, it's almost like the guys who have a thing for Asian girls; they're always nerdy and watching anime. Redhead lovers aren't even subculture nerdy, they're just ... weird. They love the idea of our "tempers" and think our pale skin is "exotic." They also believe the motto "Red on the head good in bed." is true. In fact, they think they invented it.

Of course, there are two classes of guys: the weirdos I previously mentioned and then the guys who hate redheads, think they're ugly and would rather be dating a Barbie instead. (I don't take offense to this actually; their loss.) But anyway, with these two classes of guys, who the hell are ginger females supposed to actually date that actually like us and not for weird fetishist reasons or wanting to find out whether the drapes match the curtains or whatever?

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    The Ginger Phile has had the unfortunate disposition of being a ginger since birth. She has tried various medications to cure her gingervitis, including therapies such as tantrum-throwing. Her efforts have been to no avail. Instead, she is trying to write it out, via this blog. Unfortunately, she doesn't think it will bear a soul for her. The Ginger Phile is from the exotic land of Wisconsin, where she had daily inner turmoil over whether she was a ginger or a daywalker. So far, three of three votes say daywalker. She begs to differ, as someone recently told her they would want to be with her if they were biking at night because she is so pale.

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