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Posts tagged "Sex"

Grammy Nominations that Could Double as Porn Titles

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Don’t you just love awards season?! Yah. Neither do I, really. All that fake happiness when someone else wins and long redundant speeches that get interrupted by music and the tragically awesome red carpet wear. Okay. Maybe the last part is pretty cool. I mean, we all know folks are anxiously waiting to see what... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
February 10, 2011 at 7:01 pm
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Vajazzling, Bedazzling, Vattooing, Vavavooming Vajayjays. [NSFW.]

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Welcome to my first-ever [and quite possibly only] edition of NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK WEDNESDAY. If you’re at work right now reading this, hop off and log back on when you’re at home. And you may want to give your IT department a heads up that you accidentally clicked a link that may be grounds... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
January 18, 2011 at 7:36 pm
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Happy New Year - It's the Year of the Rabbit!

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Happy New Year’s everyone! No, I’m not more than a month late. After all, today is the start of the Chinese New Year, supposedly marking the end of winter and start of spring–we can wish, right? And 2011 just so happens to be the year of the Rabbit. The Metal Rabbit, in fact. [Yeah...I'm scratching... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
January 5, 2011 at 11:30 pm
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Let's Talk Lady Parts.

Hey Barb! Today I think we should discuss lady parts. Great idea!  Photo courtesy of Glamour magazine (11/09 issue). Let’s see…some of my favorite lady parts include bedazzled vajayjays and rockstar racks and and a nice tight tush in mouthwatering jeans…oh wait…you’re not talking about those kind of lady parts, are you?  (Oh shush…you know your... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
October 4, 2010 at 8:31 pm
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Still A Virgin? Now There's Help.

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As an ad chick by day, advertising usually fails to amuse me. But every once in a while, I see something that catches my eye and makes me take another look… Take, for example, the below sign I spotted in the loop this weekend… Pardon the craptacular camera phone picture…but did anyone else do a... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
September 7, 2010 at 10:08 pm
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Triathlon and Sex.

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In light of this weekend’s festivities surrounding the Lifetime Chicago Triathlon and all of its awesomeness, I can’t help but compare my favorite sport to one of my favorite recreational activities (hey mom, this would be a good time to stop reading!)… …sex. Triathlon and sex. They’re not so different after all. Before you can... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
August 27, 2010 at 5:48 pm
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Unconventional Ways to Relax

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Is it just me, or has anyone else been beyond bombarded by psychotic abnormal craziness at work? Trust me, I’m not complaining in the slightest…but really, somedays I want to climb to the top of the Hancock building and shout cut me some slack! But even when my job gets pretty demanding (but really, whose job... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
August 26, 2010 at 7:26 pm
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Getting Intimate - An Inside Look at an Intimate Moments Photo Shoot

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This past weekend, I had the privilege of experiencing something that every woman should have the opportunity to do at least once in their lifetime…a documentation of themselves as a sexy, beautiful and confident woman. Thanks to photographer extraordinaire, Rachael Michael of Metropolitan Imageworks, I was able to do just that. It was, in a single... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
June 7, 2010 at 6:24 pm
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Got Junk? An Awesome and Unusual Approach to Art

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Some artists express themselves through clay. Or pastels. Or charcoal and scrap metal. Some carve. While other’s sketch. Or mold. Or paint. Some with sponges…brushes…or loose twigs and leaves. And one man out there (and apparently the only man in the world to do this)…well, he takes a completely different approach to art.  He paints... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
May 26, 2010 at 10:07 pm
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The Two Rules of P.D.A.

Last week, I met up with Team Mox (the radtacular ladies cycling team out of Mox Multisport) at Market Bar in the West Loop for a happy hour. Little did we know that we were going to be treated to two and a half hours of entertainment during the course of our soiree. For the... Read more »
By Awesome Barb,
May 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm
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