Vajazzling, Bedazzling, Vattooing, Vavavooming Vajayjays. [NSFW.]

Welcome to my first-ever [and quite possibly only] edition of NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK WEDNESDAY. If you're at work right now reading this, hop off and log back on when you're at home. And you may want to give your IT department a heads up that you accidentally clicked a link that may be grounds for firing.

Earlier this month, I talked about my goals for the year. One of which was to be more girly. I mean, I'm already a girl, albeit sometimes a sorry excuse for one. I'm not one of those chicks who fawns over adorable peep toe shoes or designer jeggings. Give me sweat. Give me dirt. Give me drunk people screaming foul-tongued at a TV during the big game. I'm pretty much the antithesis of the Lincoln Park Trixie.

But recently a friend of mine gave me a suggestion to tap into my girly side while keeping my tom boy exterior unscathed. He asked, why not check out the latest trend in girly accessorizing--vajazzling and vattooing? If you're unfamiliar with either of these terms, think of it as decking our lady bits out Swarovski crystals and tattoos [either permanent or temporary] and body paint. You get to be girly and doll up your lady bits, but it's all hidden...at least until the clothes come off.

So with my husband's encouragement, I've done a bit of research. [I believe this earns me bonus awesome wife points...right?] I mean, if I'm going to add some sparkle to my special place, I should at least know what I'm getting into. 

To my surprise, Chicago's {Trim} Salon features custom, tailored waxing along with their own rendition of vajazzling. Want a design waxed onto your nether regions? No problem! But within the past year they've added "Bedazzled Bikini" to their menu of services...not only do you get a Brazilian wax, but they adorn your lady bits with bling, creating a fun little surprise for anyone who ventures south of the equator.  It's only $55 and that includes the crystal applique.

Here's a look at some intriguing and questionable adventures in vajazzling and vattooing...[I can't help but wonder what the reaction would be if the other half uncovered a Chicago Bears vajazzling in time for this weekend's big football game!?].

Too embarrassed to have your hoo-ha bejeweled by a professional? No
problem! There are countless websites dedicated to fine art of
vajazzling. You can pick up your own crystal appliques on sites like Vajayzzle and Vajazzling.

And of course, if you have your own vajazzled vajayjay that you'd like to flaunt to all of ChicagoNow.com, shoot me an email with your posting-appropriate picture [use yer better judgment, folks].

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  • This is some crazy stuff! What will women think of next to get our attention?! Too funny!!

  • In reply to gandros:

    All I know is that I fear for any future children I have...what the hell is going to be going on when they're in college!?

  • In reply to gandros:

    Amazing! I love Trim, but I've never thought to do this.

  • I'm pretty sure the one that says "JUICY" is made with stick-on earrings. Hahaha

  • In reply to LittleRunner:

    Totally. Which makes me question the age of the subject.

  • ...said "Snob #2."

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