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Awesome Fake Twitter Accounts You Should Follow

By Awesome Barb, July 19, 2010 at 10:09 pm
The beautiful part about twitter is that you can follow the every move, sneeze and food consumed about people you like and strangers you hardly know. Okay. So maybe that's not so beautiful and not the real intent of twitter and microblogging. However there are a few fun accounts that are worth following...namely because they are so ridiculous and obviously fake.

Here's a look at a few awesomely fake twitter accounts you should pay attention to...

While you're over there adding all these fine fake folks to your twitter feed, why not add me? @RunningJayhawk. I don't tweet every time I go to the bathroom...and next week I'll be doing something cool and twittering live from a special wine pairing event at Flemings. Plus every once in a while, I say something fun and pithy that will make you smile.

Facebook PR @facebookPR
Recent Tweet: Typical girl on Facebook: Hey, friend me so I can see if that girl I didn't like in High School got fat.
Jesus H. Christ @BloggingJesus
Recent Tweet: For the love of Dad, deal with your own stupid problems for two seconds. You don't have to come to me with every little thing!
Drunk Hulk @drunkhulk (apparently the green dude likes to scream when he's intoxicated.)
Recent Tweet: ARGENTINA MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL! LEVI AND BRISTOL MAKE JOKE OF MARRIAGE IN AMERICA! ONE STEP FORWARD! TWO STEP BACK!
Not Conan O'Brief @conan_o_brien
Recent Tweet: I'm starting P90 Sex this week. Wish me luck!
Chuck Norris @chucknorris_
Recent Tweet: Chuck Norris can take a woman's virginity twice.
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Fake Sarah Palin @fakesarahpalin
Recent Tweet: Sigh. Now that hcr is passed, all Levy can talk about is sitting on my death panel when we meet every other Tuesday. Ungh.
Fake AP Stylebook @fakeapstylebook
Recent Tweet: A co-dependent clause will stay with a main clause long beyond the point that it's healthy for either of them.
Walter Matthau @walterfmatthau
Recent Tweet: These pants fit like a motel. No ballroom.
OctoMom @octomom
Recent Tweet: When I was on The View all the hosts and I still had less children combined than Michelle Duggar.
BP Global PR @BPGlobalPR
Recent Tweet: Restaurants across the country are celebrating the 86th day of the spill by declaring an 86 on seafood. That's good right?
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LeBron James' Ego @lebronjamesego (clearly LeBron's ego is too big for lowercase letters.)
Recent Tweet: MY REVIEW OF INCEPTION: MY OUTFIT WAS NICE CAUSE MY SHOES REALLY COMPLIMENTED MY SHIRT AND I GOT SOME RAISINETTES CAUSE THEY'RE THE BOMB.
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Tags: AP Style, BP, Chuck Norris, Conan O'Brien, ego, facebook, fake twitter, Jesus, LeBron James, OctoMom, Sarah Palin, Stylebook, The Incredible Hulk, Twitter, Walter Matthau

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