The 5 Types of Twilight Fans

Yesterday we established that Twilight fans were a whole different breed of crazy as some go to great lengths to prove their Twihard-ness through something so permanent as a tattoo. Some may argue it's awesome...others, not so much. However, you can't deny that their passion is nothing short of awesome, even if it isn't your cup of tea. 
The fan base is truly incredible and only seems to gain more momentum with each and every book/movie release. Odds are if you're not a fan, you put up with know at least four or five people who are and they inevitably attempt to suck you into the Twilight Zone whether you understand it or not. Brett Erlich of Rotten Tomatoes recently tweeted something that made my giggle...

Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

It's funny 'cause it's true.

So in the spirit of vampires and werewolves and having to see Eclipse several times before you can actually hear what's being said under the roaring squeals of tweens, teens and grown women alike (most notably happening the first dozen times Robert Pattinson appears on screen and every time Taylor Lautner has his shirt off)...here's a breakdown of those awesome fans who make you want to go into hiding until this whole vampire-craze fades from pop culture...
Did I miss an obviously large portion of the fan base? Leave a comment and let's discuss!

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  • OK, yeah, the mom thing is just a bit weird. 'Nother great post.

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