Behold -- Hefner & The Age-Of-The-Orgasm

Hugh Hefner just published his farewell address to hometown Chicago. He takes satisfaction in bringing sexual freedom to the American culture. That could be debated. What can't is that now the orgasm has now emerged from the private, personal and passionate into the spotlight of every sitcom bedroom scene and fraternity house breakfast playback.

Penises and vaginas -- once Puritanical no-no's -- are used and discussed today by their owners something like the off-camera announcers at a Masters Golf Tournament. "Beautiful lay"..."terrific shot"... "a real crowd pleaser." This by the lovers themselves as TWO AND A HALF bedroom escapades call for the partners to ohh and ahh their best routes to take to paradise. Oh and then to unromantically dissect in sweaty post-partem recollections.

Sorry, Hef, just asking...

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  • Are you implying that golf announcers engage in intentional or unintentional double entendre? And Conan O'Brien's fascination with the "money shot" is now consigned to cable.

  • In reply to jack:

    I never thought of it that way...but probably a lot of macho men do. Thanks again, Hef!!

  • Postpartum recollections? That's one thing these rakes (a la Two and a Half Men) want to circumvent.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Aquinas, you said it! Oh, and I'm glad that you did....

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Speaking of Conan, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog said to a pregnant woman at a Star Wars convention "That's the last time [your baby] will see female genitalia."

    So, apparently, Aquinas and Triumph (or at least Bob Smigel) were on the same page.

  • In reply to jack:

    All three of us seem to be on the same page. No thanks to Hef and his orgasmic view of life

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