I Need Some Help Here...!!!

i'M HOPING YOU CAN HELP ME FIND AN ANSWER TO MY CONUNDRUM...AFTER TWO HOURS IN A DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM STUCK IN FRONT OF AN ALL-NEWS CABLE CHANNEL & SURROUNDED BY ALL-GOSSIP MAGAZINES...I'M LEFT HERE TO RECALL OUR AGONY OF "BREAKS" IN THERE:

* THE CHATTERING BREAK-DOWNS OF EVERY PRESIDENTIAL STRAW POLL IN SIGHT
* THE BREATHLESS BREAK-UPS OF JEN, BRAD, ANGELINA & ASSORTED WANNABES
* THE LATEST BREAK-THROUGHS BY THE NEWEST MAGIC PILL ON THE MARKET

HAVING AT LAST ESCAPED, I'M NOW ASKING CAN ANYONE SHOW ME ANYTHING, ANYWHERE. ANYWAY MORE TRIVIAL THAN WHAT WE ALL JUST ENDURED...IT MAY SOUND SILLY TO YOU, BUT I'M HOPING YOU CAN'T EITHER... WHICH WILL SURELY HELP ME SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT!

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