We have recently been introduced to a powerful and ubiquitous new word. It’s been bandied around for weeks. Online headlines and blogs are have been overrun with it. And now, we’re all about the suffer shock from it....the word of course is: se·ques·ter
|Isolate or hide away (someone or something): "the artist sequestered himself in his studio for two years".|
|A general cut in government spending.|
|verb.||sequestrate - seize - isolate - impound - insulate|
|noun.||segregation - sequestration|
However, sequester has taken on a life of it’s own as I discovered. Here are just a few of the creative, weird, wimsical, stern, innovative, fashionable, straight ways “Sequester” may be showing up in our lexicon:
The Vatican announced the nane of the new Pontif - Pope Sequester I
Introducing Sequester the artist fka as Morrissey
Mrs.Obama’s Gown was by Cyril Sequester
Now available for the Kindle Fire - Sequester, the app
“We just won the NIT and we’re going to Sequesterland”
Get off your Sequesters and get back to work!
Jimmy John’s just introduced the new Sequester footlong
Always wash your sequestration before using it as you never know where it's been.
Most sequestrations are developmentally impaired so make sure you treat them fairly.
Avoid overusing your sequestration, it is a very delicate instrument
The origin of the sequestration is very muddled. There are very few fossil records
Sequestration is in talks with the Rolling Stones for a world tour
Sequestration will throw out the opening day first pitch for the Washington Nationals
Ronald T. Sequestration is a distant cousin of Alfred E. Newman.
To Sequester or to not Sequester, that is the question!
“Sense and Sequestering”
Bacon, Lettuce and Sequester Sandwich
Sequester in the City
The Sequester Shuffle
“Sequestering banned at home”....must be done in office
The new Sequester diet
Sequesterly, the adverb
New menu item at McDonald's - McSequester waffles with rasberries
Sequester cut (hair style)
How to cook a freshly plucked Sequestration
The new Sequestation diet
Five Traits of a Great Sequesterer