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Acceptable Etiquette With a Stranger's Dog
Since Courtney and I started puppy-sitting Cameron the Cavalier on Monday night, I've learned quite a few things about taking care of a dog without the help of parents. One of those things, that no parent could have prepared me for, is proper etiquette with a stranger's dog.
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Dream a little Dream
Dream interpretation
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An Odd Affinity for Starbucks Mugs
Courtney and I love collecting these freaking Starbucks city mugs. Our plan is to collect one for every city we visit together. Yes, together. If we don't visit the city together, it doesn't count.
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PCB Strip Club
It was Spring Break and I was down at Panama City Beach with a bunch of my college buddies. We were all getting hammered at the bars when one of the guys threw out the idea of hitting up a strip club. Being that our group consisted of 8 guys...
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Hilarious webcomic about commitment
Check out this funny comic from xkcd.
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The Situation's Ark
As I arrived at a client's apartment yesterday, I noticed "Wayne, New Jersey" on the television, looking like Noah's flood had hit my girlfriend's hometown. This prompted ridiculous images of Mike "The Situation" creating an ark of his own. However, I fear his notion of "two of every kind" would simply mean "hot twins." But I digress.
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Dueling Cock-Blocks
I was at a bar in Wrigleyville for the majority of the night. Last call came, and everyone began to make their way towards the exit. As I was leaving the bar I got punched in the back of the shoulder. I quickly spun around and saw that it was...
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Breakfast for the Dog
As you will see in today's episode of Mildly Relevant News, Courtney and I are puppy sitting for our married friends (weird to say that) who are on vacation. Oddly enough, it seems people care more for dog life (puppy life, especially) than human life. Something about the fact that animals don't have much control over their circumstance (not that all people do) gets to the average person. That and they generally look far more adorable than humans. Regardless of the reason, nothing proved the sentiment that puppies take precedent over humans than this morning.
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Just in time for St. Patrick's Day
Happy St. PaaaauuuUUUUUUUUUGH.
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Smells like roses
Some people will do anything to be happy
