Did you know the Transportation Security Authority (TSA), known for it's snazzy blue uniforms and gum-snapping officers, posts confiscated contraband to Instagram? Between their tongue-in-cheek commentary and fans' hashtags, it's a great way to waste a little time and marvel at the number of people who try to bring loaded guns onto planes.
And an FYI to ninjas - check your throwing stars or leave them at home.
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