Are you ready for the Olympics? Taught your kids to chant "'MERICA, 'MERICA!" on command? Just because you can't make it to Sochi (consider yourself lucky, those Olympic villages are ripe with disease), doesn't mean you can't participate.
Check out these fun activities to help teach the wee ones about the awesomeness that is the
U.S.A. Winter Olympics and require limited caregiver effort.
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