Help! My Preschooler Needs New Jokes for His Act

I have a 3.5 year old who thinks he is hilarious.  He also likes to repeat the SAME JOKE until my ears bleed and I can feign laughter no more.

Here's a sampling.

And just the name/term Bobby makes him laugh and laugh. For six months. "YOU BOBBY!!!"

Mama needs some new jokes that aren't about people walking into bars or Ellis yelling "BOBBY" at his grandpa Bob.

I spent a little time looking up more age appropriate ones to feed EK, but then I got lazy and decided to turn to you, people of the Internet, to help a mother out.

Please feel free to share in the comments - the punnier, the better.

 

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