7 things that go together that absolutely don't go together

I recently read a Red Tricycle -Chicago story article about a new kids yoga studio that is sharing a building with a candy store. Get those little buggers all relaxed and then BAM! Sugar high. Or at least up your blood-pressure as you dodge "WHY CAN'T WE GET CANDY?" x 10000000. And then there is the "too loud during sex" battle going on between two Chicago Lakeview neighbors that went viral yesterday.

These comical pairings  got me thinking about other odd, sometimes convenient neighbors, whether they be on the shelf, in a shopping mall,  or outside.  Please share any bizarro combos you have spotted...the stranger the juxtaposition, the better!

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