A Jerry Maguire

Thank god for manners. Thank god for the common decency to shut up and smile and to our parents for, oh - forever reminding - if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything that all. Because if it weren't for that, I could not be held accountable for what comes out of my mouth. And to be honest, I already live a pretty filter-free existence.

We all do it. Harshly breath out on obsenity when no one is close enough to hear it. Roll our eyes when we walk away. Maybe close a door too hard. But, oh man, sometimes you just need to say it! Scream it! Even if it's not going to be heard by who you intend.

So on the list of things we think but do not say....

Move that cloud of cheap cologne away from me, and the hell off this train

If you ask me where that file is one more time, I'll put it where the sun don't shine

No, I'm not satisfied

And...exhale. Confess! What do you need to get off your chest?




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