Posts tagged "life lessons"

What's next? I'm going to cover my couch in plastic?

Ways in which I’ve become an old lady ~ 1/ I thought the music was too loud at the restaurant last night. 2/ After dinner, I wanted to go to Barnes & Noble, instead of a bar  (And, we did. And, I bought a Ladies’ Home Journal magazine. Kidding! I bought an InStyle magazine). 3/... Read more »

The good thing about having dated a perfectionist A-hole

After you break up and you are able to quickly rattle off a list of up to 45 of his “analities,” you realize you dodged a bullet. And, when you marry someone who is not a Freudian case study and you spill mustard on yourself – like I just did – he laughs. He laughs.... Read more »