Archive for February 2013

Jennifer Lawrence and my 3rd degree burns

Jennifer Lawrence and I have something in common, besides the unoriginal first name. She is a member of the Banana Peel Society. If I were to ever find myself winning an Oscar, you can bet any amount of money I’d take a spill on the way UP the steps (That takes true talent. Anyone can... Read more »

See me on the Steve Harvey Show

Yup, right here for your viewing pleasure. There was a point when I knew he was going to ask me to meow like my cat. … And, I did it. But, in the spirit of Stop and Blog the Roses, today, I am grateful they CUT that part out!  Thank you, G0d!   ~~~ Thank... Read more »

Killing the Angel: A Writing Must

My Inner Angel: You can’t do that. My Inner Writer: Why not? Angel: A book about a lawyer who wants to be a housewife? Are you kidding me? Writer: No.  Not kidding. Angel: What will people think? Writer: Who cares? Angel: What lawyer would actually not want to work and stay at home in A-line... Read more »
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Unlikely Football Fans: Me & a Pair of Nuns

I have something in common with these two. We’re all virgins. Kidding! You might look at them and you might look at me and you might think ‘What could they all possibly have in common?’ Maybe they all like to crochet?  Maybe they’re all fans of Downton Abbey? Well, if the title of this blog... Read more »

Observed at the Nail Salon

Young woman getting a pedicure:  Did you cut my cuticles? I didn’t notice. I was on the phone. Can you fix that big toe? That one. Like, along the side, over there. Yeah, THAT one. Along the side. Can you cut that better? Another young woman getting a manicure:  You’ve been making them too thin.... Read more »