Someone had to share a bench at the lunch table with my 6 year old niece J.
My mother: Whoever has the smallest butt.
J pointed to my mother. "You!"
Note to self: Easy on the chips.
I was showing H's 7 year old niece S some recent pictures, including a few of me and my 8 month old nephew.
S: Is that the first time you ever held a baby?
Me: No. ... Why? Do I look uncomfortable.
Someone asked my cousin's 2 year old son, V: What does Aunt Krista have?
I look toward Aunt Krista, waiting for V to grab her pocketbook and say "Gum!" or "Candy!"
His response: Big boobs.
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