A Walmart employee suspected her co-worker of sleeping with her husband and the next thing you know, she's charged with "aggressive battery with great bodily harm causing permanent disfigurement" and the other is missing the tip of her right ring finger.
Here's to ~
1/ having all ten fingers and
2/ never being in a fight and
3/ especially never being involved in a Walmart love triangle. A Walmart love triangle ... like that could ever end well.