Archive for December 2010

7 Reasons Not to Drink and Drive

1. You like your face.  I actually overheard someone once say “I don’t drink and drive because I like my face.”  I know, shallow yet wise. 2. You like your limbs and other body parts. 3. You like your life.  Even if you hate your life right now, you’re not better off dead. 4. You... Read more »

Little things, continued. Winter cold edition.

It’s inevitable but thankfully there is ~ 1/ Sudafed Non-Drowsy Non-Drying Sinus2/ Orange juice3/ Tissues. G0d bless me. Thank you for reading Stop and Blog the Roses.  Follow me on Twitter @fernronay.

Little things, continued. Italian American edition.

1/ That I’m Italian 2/ For antipasto on holidays, especially prosciutto, salami, provolone,roasted red peppers (homemade),artichoke hearts,black olives, green olives,wet mozzarella,eggplant rollitini,stuffed mushrooms,scungilli salad,bacala salad,fresh bread from Calandra’s. 3/ For leftovers. Thank you for reading Stop and Blog the Roses.  Follow me on Twitter @fernronay.  Just the beginning …  
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Lie to me

My friend V lied to me on my wedding day and it was one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me.  This is how it happened ~ I had made a video montage for the reception and during the cocktail hour, I asked V to check on the video setup.  She told me... Read more »

Little things, continued. Winter edition.

Thank G0d for ~ 1/ Pictionary 2/ and Malarky … How do fish urinate? Play Malarky and find out. 3/ and Scrabble. By the way, they pee through their sweat glands. Who knew.   Thank you for reading Stop and Blog the Roses. Follow me on Twitter @fernronay.

Little things, continued. Christmas edition, continued.

Like when kids 1/ ferociously tear open a gift 2/ and say it’s what they “always wanted” 3/ and then ignore you because they’re too busy with their new toy. It’s what Christmas is all about (sort of). Thank you for reading Stop and Blog the Roses.  Follow me on Twitter @fernronay.
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How My Jewish Husband Reminds Me to Be a Better Christian

Me: If I were Rudolph, I would tell Santa to kiss off. H: Why? Me: Because Santa is such a user. He looked down on Rudolph.  He tsk-tsk’ed at his red nose.  But then all of a sudden, when he needs him… H: So, no kids would get toys because you’re holding a grudge against Santa?... Read more »

Little things, continued. Christmas edition.

1/ Having just enough wrapping paper 2/ and scotch tape 3/ and, just when I run out of bows, knowing how to make one out of ribbon. My mother worked at a department store for 23 years.  She learned things. And, taught me. Thanks, Mama!  Thank you for reading Stop and Blog the Roses.  Follow me on Twitter... Read more »

Little things...

Like spending time with my four year old niece and her very active imagination, as we play 1/ hair salon and she ‘shaves all of my hair off’ and 2/ book store, where ‘we’ve run out of all the Harry Potter books’ and 3/ tea party, of course, where we have tea and ‘chocolate soup’... Read more »
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This blog post involves math (sort of) and vodka

1/ Catching up with G, best friend since we’re 2 years old = Pure joy 2/ Lemonade with vodka + Apple martinis = Dangerously delicious 3/ Having to have my mother pick me up and stumbling to the car = Priceless ‘Tis the season to imbibe, but please don’t drink and drive.Call your mother! Thank... Read more »