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Overheard in Chicago

A Mom on the phone:  Maggie, we never said you could have boys over.  I don't care if you already invited them.  They're not allowed.

The Dad, takes phone from the Mom:  Maggie, we said no boys.  That's final.  Make other plans.

Mom, takes phone back:  Put your grandmother on the phone.

Mom, to Grandma:  I don't care, Ma.  She knows we wouldn't agree to this.  She can have her girl friends over but no boys. 

H texts me:  If they continue to make boys taboo, Maggie will be the biggest slut in town.

Good point.  I'm guessing Maggie is between 12 and 14.  I'm also guessing their house has a finished basement.  That's usually where nothing good happens in middle school and high school.

Today, I am grateful ~

1/ For New Kids on the Block.  These girls today don't know what they're missing.  That Justin Bieber kid has nothing on Donnie Wahlberg!    

2/ That people have conversations like the above while on trains and in restaurants and in elevators, providing endless amusement for H and me.  Mostly me.

3/  That I was too shy to invite boys over when I was Maggie's age.  I realize now that is something to be grateful for.

Follow me and my yearlong project, Stop and Blog the Roses: One Spoiled American's Year of Living Thankfully, on Twitter @fernronay. 

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