Truth About Cats, George Carlin

"You don't have to pet a cat, just put your cat over him and he'll do all the work," George Carlin on cats.

"Ever pet a cat who's lying flat. Before you're finished his ass his halfway up in the air. It's llike you pressed the ass button, or something."

Clearly an expert on all things feline, here's a routine from the brilliant mind of the late George Carlin.

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