Cat and the Genie

An older woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her
side for company.  Among the boxes and old papers she
found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when
"POOF" out popped a Genie.

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"I will  grant you three wishes," proclaimed the Genie.

woman thought for a moment and said, "I wish I was the most beautiful 21-year old woman in the world. I 
wish I had more money than I knew what to do with. And I wish you would
turn my cat into the most handsome prince around."

The Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust cleared the
Genie was gone and so was the lamp. The woman looked at herself and she was
certainly beautiful.  She was
surrounded with scads of  money in
large bills. 

Then she turned to look where her adoring cat once
stood. There in the feline's place stood a tall dark, handsome man with chiseled
features, a real hunk.

She walked over
to him, he rubbed up against her cheek and began to purr...then whispered softly, "Now, aren't you sorry you had
me neutered?"

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